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I can explain

Posted by JimmySavage - September 17th, 2008


The old oak tree was swaying in the afternoon breeze. And the sky was calm. The larger of the two horses urinated for nearly thirty seconds in a particularly dry section of dirt. The powdery surface quickly gave way to the force of the urine stream and formed a shallow crater of mud that held the liquid - and appeared as a partially buried bowl of hot cider. I thought to myself "well..might be", as I had given the horse an apple not more than an hour ago. A crow laughed from the tallest branch of the old oak tree. I paid my electric bill and watched, thru the thinnest sliver, I watched, with one palm resting on a letter opener.

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thats fuckin shitty u fuckin fagot i bet u lik drawing dic!!!!!!!!!!!!

your_E a fuckin fagot that s why you thought of dic when you saw two naked women shit hat!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nice use of "shit hat" Jimmy.

Also, other good uses "crater' and "bowl of cider".