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I'm gonna try my damnest to get this movie out for Halloween


Savage Six

2008-12-01 01:28:23 by JimmySavage
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Yup

Savage Six


theHARVEST

2008-09-20 02:29:57 by JimmySavage

SHOULD be out for Halloween.

theHARVEST


I can explain

2008-09-17 23:18:13 by JimmySavage

The old oak tree was swaying in the afternoon breeze. And the sky was calm. The larger of the two horses urinated for nearly thirty seconds in a particularly dry section of dirt. The powdery surface quickly gave way to the force of the urine stream and formed a shallow crater of mud that held the liquid - and appeared as a partially buried bowl of hot cider. I thought to myself "well..might be", as I had given the horse an apple not more than an hour ago. A crow laughed from the tallest branch of the old oak tree. I paid my electric bill and watched, thru the thinnest sliver, I watched, with one palm resting on a letter opener.

Who's up for an NG Virginia Meet?

I can explain


Umbrella hat

2008-08-10 22:39:35 by JimmySavage

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Adventure training

2008-04-13 03:30:47 by JimmySavage

What's with the shaky cam action shots in all of the Bourne movies?

Adventure training


Larger image of

2007-10-28 02:53:58 by JimmySavage
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Sgt Savage

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Sketch

2007-10-05 00:18:45 by JimmySavage

Here's a sketch I did using the graffiti application on my facebook profile I forgot I had. Since everyone I know hasn't seen me in a year or two and thinks that I might never have existed in the first place, I'll share it with the 1.4 people that visit my NG profile every week ;D (the 1 in the 1.4 is me)

Sketch



Summary: "Not bad...needs work"
Well, since I'm giving you such a low score, I'll offer you some constructive criticism that will hopefully be useful to you, the artist. Before I get started, I'd just like to announce that this review space is not a place for anyone to act like a total asshole. So take a long lick of sweat mixed with ass runoff. I'm talking from the scrotum, all the way down the taint... slowly mind you, and ending inside the anus most likely snagging a couple pubes in your teeth on the way. I hope someone smashes your hip with a cinderblock. There are only so many times you can fail before you fall into deep depression. I feel very good about that. I've got some kind of, I guess you'd call it a fetish, yeah I'd say I have a fetish about that - young adults and teenage brats who fall deep into depression and, like in your case, when it becomes obvious. I like that. And I like that it's you.

Flash Movie: TTA LampShades
Review Score: 1 / 10

What a Muttonhead: The Truth About Billy-Bean


Oh NO

2007-08-23 23:54:01 by JimmySavage
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God watching over me in Virginia. (His lense fell out and caused Eddie Griffin to crash into a train.)

Oh NO